This is why we don't fingerpaint....

I stated the rules:  only use one finger.  That's what they were doing when I turned my back to unload the dishwasher.  Of course Kennedy started it and Bridger followed suit.  They had fun.  My table has some permanent red spots.  Needless to say, we will be taking a break from finger painting for a while....










And while I'm at it, I might as well document some of the crazy silly things they've said lately:

Let's do Kennedy first:

1.  "Dad, if I were a real princess, moose and reindeer would want to sit on my lap" (I can only assume that is a spin off of Snow White...)

2.  Everytime Bridger accuses her of hitting, she very diplomatically says:  "No.  I only patted you."

3.  And during a baptism we went to recently, I told Kennedy that if she sat really still and was really quiet and reverent then she would be able to feel the Holy Ghost.  She looked at me with wide eyes and said in a trembling high pitched voice: "Okay.  But is it scary?"  We've since explained that it is not a real ghost...

Overheard between Kennedy and Bridger:

1.  K:  "Bridger, will you please take off my pepperoni?"

     B: "Okay, I will.  IF you promise to always feed me dinner and then always clean my room:

     K:  "Oh, but I want mom to always clean your room."     (Figures...)


2.  B:  "who made rainbows?"
    
     K:  "Heavenly Father and Jesus."

     B: "Oh yeah, when they're sorry they make rainbows..."


And finally some Bridger-isms:

1.  "Mom, can we go to that Zombie juice store today?"  (WHAT?)  "you know, that store where they make smoothies?"  (Oh, JAMBA Juice??)  "Yeah, that's it."

2.  While sitting outside with Jeremy, Bridger asked if the sun sat down behind the mountains or if it went into the ocean at night.  :)

3.  The other day he told me: "Raindrops are like tiny little aliens attacking the earth."

4.  And this is what he told Grammy: "I watch as many TV shows that my mom lets me until my brain goes mushy..."

5.  While trying to think of something to do last week he told me he wanted to go to that great big tall building with a bunch of little stores inside.  It took a while, but I finally figured out he was talking about the mall.

6.  For his birthday this year, he is dying to have a star wars party--he really wants to dress up as "Lukakin Skywalker".  -I've tried to correct him...it's no use....

7.  While eating Chicken for dinner one night, Bridger said:  "Wouldn't it be gross if this were a dead animal.  That would be disgusting if someone went to a farm and killed a chicken and ate it.  Ewww!  I probably won't be eating any dead animals until I'm a daddy--and only after I now what they taste like!"  (Good idea, Bridger!)